The Dentist

Hey world,

This morning at 10 I have an appointment for a check up and cleaning at the dentist. Going to the dentist always makes me nervous because I never know when I have a cavity. Then when I do it's always a terrible surprise. When I don't, I breath a huge sigh of relief. It's not that I dislike my dentist, because he's pretty cool and good at what he does, but I dislike the whole experience. People probing around my mouth is not my idea of a good time.

Semester's End

Hey everyone,

I took a look at my calender today and noticed, aside from the guard duck from Pearls Before Swine, that there is only two more weeks of school until finals week. This is kinda freaking me out because I have all my classes and units to get my Associates degree in Computer Networking. If I don't mess up on the finals for all my classes I will be a community college graduate. Of course I have to take a couple of more classes to be eligible for transfer to Fresno State, so I'll be taking Biology and Philosophy next semester.

Also this summer starts my big leap into the work force. I have been putting some time in volunteer work at Fresno City College, where I'm currently enrolled, but not getting payed can be a big drag. Not that it's been a bad experience. I have really learned a lot from the guys at the Technology Support Services, and have learned a lot just being able to try to fix stuff on my own. So this summer I have to send my resume to pretty much everyone with a tech department and see if anyone is hiring.

Well that's all for now,

Kev J out.

Rock, Paper, Scissors: Terribly out of date so say hello to Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Recently I ran across a new product on Thinkgeek.com. Although I like pretty much everything on their site and wish I had enough money to buy everything, this was really interesting. It's a shirt with the instructions on how to play this classic game with a twist. Just as it says in the title the two new elements: Lizard and Spock.

Here Is how the game is played:

Scissors cuts Paper

Paper covers Rock

Rock crushes Lizard

Lizard poisons Spock

Spock smashes Scissors

Scissors decapitates Lizard

Lizard eats Paper

Paper disproves Spock

Spock vaporizes Rock

and as always, Rock crushes Scissors

the Dark-Suck theory of light

One of my Teachers were messing around one day and he told us about a theory that he proposed in college for fun. His premise for this theory was that devices and things that put out light didn't do that at all. Instead, for example, a lightbulb would suck the darkness out of a room, and in it's place would be light. Light bulbs, according to the theory, would be dark sucking or countering devices. The intensity of the light would depend on how much darkness is taken from the room.

Light bulbs are taken for granted too often. When you enter a darken room, you flip the light switch. What happens? Does a light come on or does the darkness leave? Don't think about it too hard.

Happy April Fools day everyone. It's been a while sense my last post. Well a couple things have happened sense then. For one I'm a year older. My birthday was last month on the 12th.

This Saturday is going to be the first of five Easter dramas that I'm in at my church. My role is kind of weird because I start as a random, no name disciple then end of in the crowd scenes yelling to crucify Jesus. So I go from one extreme to another. I really hope no one gets turned off my the betrayal of more than half of the disciples.

Happy Singles Awareness Day everyone

Random Poetry

It's easy to grin,

When your ship comes in,

And you got the stock market beat.

A man worth while

Is a man who can smile 

When his pants aren't to tight in the seat