Monday, December 1, 2008

Santa, is he a superhero?

Most children today are familiar with good old Saint Nick. The jolly, plump man who flies through the night on Christmas eve and gives presents to all the good little girls and boys. The question in my mind is the how. Does Santa really need reindeer? How does he give presents to everyone? That is really a lot of people. Does he use the slave labor of elves?

Now for my explanation. Santa Clause has some kind of super powers. He can either fly by himself, example Superman, and has no use for reindeer because the would just slow him down, or he can freeze time in each time zone at exactly 11:59 midnight and deliver the presents. 
And slaving elves would be just wrong for someone who gives gifts to children on 
Christmas, so I believe that he uses alien technology, maybe kryptonian, example Superman again. 

So is Santa also an alien? Is he a superhero? Well......I'll let you decide.

2 comments:

Kenneth Scott said...

Why all the references about Superman? We all know he cant be at two places at once. Im thinking more on the lines of Flash or Multiple Man.

John said...

you guys are seriously not asking this question where everyone can see... Its so embarrassing...


besides, Santa's sleigh is actually a time machine. all throughout the year he uses it to return to December and pass out the presents. This explains the multiples and how he can be at the 7000 or so malls across America.