Some Humor..... at least I think so

Once upon a time there was a lobster. His name was lenny. Lenny Lobster was a good lobster, and also good looking. Every one knows what happens to good looking lobsters right? They end up in the tank at restaurants that boil them alive and serve them to customers. So that is just what happened to Lenny. One day while he was minding his own business he was caught. He ended up in a pot of boiling water, and being a good lobster he went to crustacean heaven.

While Lenny was happy at crustacean heaven he missed his good friend Sam who was a clam. He and Sam went way back so one day he asked the equivalent of Saint Peter to let him go and visit his friend. The ancient Lobster told him that he could visit only if he took a harp with him and that he couldn't get back without his harp. Also he only had 24 hours to see his friend. 

So Lenny appeared to Sam, and Sam was so happy to get a visit from him. He told him all about his new business, a disco. They partied all day and soon it was time for Lenny to leave. When he went back to crustacean heaven he met the ancient Lobster, he slapped his forehead, and said, "I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco"!!!!